Please Have Mercy
We’re confident that if someone makes this type of appeal, they’ve gotten a lot of parking tickets. Why not park someplace else or hunt for a nice area to park your car instead of asking for the ticketing officer? Would you spare this automobile if you were the Ticket Officer?

Please Have Mercy
What Grammar?
This is a long message, but if you read it, you’ll see that it’s filled with gibberish. I mean, when all you want to say to the driver is “don’t park like a tool,” did you really have the time to write all of this nonsense? You’ve just made yourself question your own grammatical abilities.

What Grammar