Want Some Vaseline?
I’m not sure about you, but this note frightened me. Just have a look at the letter. Are you interested in having your door handles and wipers vaselined? And for a tow truck to be dispatched to your location? If I were you, I wouldn’t park in the same area again, even though it appears to be perfectly reasonable. At the very least, the individual has issued you a warning. So take it and park it somewhere else the next time.

Want Some Vaseline?
Thanks, X
The idea is that what you use to write a windshield message doesn’t really matter. It doesn’t matter if it’s on a piece of paper or a pad; it’s all good, especially when someone has parked badly.

Thanks X