He’s Got Standards
This guy understands exactly what he wants. He has established his expectations and would not accept anything less! However, it may not come as a surprise to find that this man hasn’t had a date in 20 years. Models don’t date guys with beer bellies, an ego, and filthy clothing! Perhaps he should reconsider his plan.
Clear As Crystal
Simply looking at her clothes will tell you whether she is inebriated or ready to go out on a date. As the adage goes, it’s like killing two birds with one stone. In this case, everything is written on a shirt. This girl has to consume a few beers before she’ll talk to you.